Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Haha, I get it..

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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