- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

ure mama's so fat

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I like school Said no one ever.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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