- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

womans having rights.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

9/11 my birthday

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

YOU

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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