- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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