- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

360 NO SCOPE

A muslim paints Mohammed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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