What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

the power to turn magnetism into light

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Women's Rights

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Black people stink of shite!

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man was shot. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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