- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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