- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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