- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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