- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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