- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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