It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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DERP

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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