- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock knock.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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