- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

guess what what ...

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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