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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

how man

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

no

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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