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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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