- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

how do you call someone? use a phone

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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