- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Corn Muffins

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red, yup.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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