- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A Chinese man fails a math test

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

9/11 my birthday

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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