- Anti Joke

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Chris Bosh's neck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.