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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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