What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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