Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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