So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is older than history?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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