- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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