- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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