- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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