Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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