- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Jordan is pregant

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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