- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whose your daddy? Not me

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What happened to the twins? 9/11

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