- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A young baby died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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