A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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