- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Balls

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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