- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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