ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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