Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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