There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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