What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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