whats brown and sticky? Doody

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Womens rights

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Guest what in the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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