- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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