How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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