Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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