every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

womens rights

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