- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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