And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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