What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

every knight i see an owl at window

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

* anti-punchline

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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