Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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