Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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