Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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