- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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