What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why? Why not?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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