- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Knock Knock. Not home.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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