whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Hello penis

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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