- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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