Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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