- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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