What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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