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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

poopy is poopy

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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