Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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call me maybe.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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