How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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