What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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woman's rights

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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