What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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