What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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