- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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