- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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