- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what do you call a black guy african american

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

._____________________. Whale!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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