- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Charlie Sheen

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Equal rights!

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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