are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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dyslexic's Untie

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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