- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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