- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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