- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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