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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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