- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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