How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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feminism

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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