- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

alert('The Game')

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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