Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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