Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Please ignore this statement.

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