- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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