- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Suck pussy

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

mikey is cute

Want to hear a joke? No.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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