Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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