I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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