- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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