- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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