- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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