- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock Fuck off!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

knock knock Dave's not here.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

My Nan, that is all.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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