A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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