- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??