- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what do you call a black chef glendon

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Gay rights.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

an american walks out of a strip club.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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