What are annoying? Ads.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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