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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

I'm Batman.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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