What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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A fat guy!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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