A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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