- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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