Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

how do you win a game try your best

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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