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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

H o m o comes out as homo

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Badabing.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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