- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Refridgerator.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

No antijoke here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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