- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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