- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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