- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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