- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What are annoying? Ads.

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