- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

whats white jizz

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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