Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

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