- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde dies Lololol

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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