- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Justin Beiber

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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