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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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