whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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