Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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