You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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hi jonny

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Anti Joke

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