So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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