- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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