- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

learn. advance!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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