- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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