- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Dwight Howard

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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