- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the man say to his doctor?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Read a Book.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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