- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Women's rights

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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