- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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