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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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