- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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