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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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