- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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