i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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