- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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