- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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