- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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