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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A pope meets another one

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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