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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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