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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Guess what What

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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