- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

roses are red poo is poo

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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