theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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