- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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