- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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