What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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