Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A dog was barking at a tree

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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