How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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pee

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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