- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Manchester City

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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