Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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