I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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