- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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