What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Joke

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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