Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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