A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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