- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I'm so punny.

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