What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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