- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

* anti-punchline

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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