If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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