Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Get on the boat.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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