What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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