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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Where's my tractor?

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

autistic kids rock

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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