What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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