- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

12 niqqa 12.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why am I writing this...im bored

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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