- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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