what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why was kade sad? he shit himself

girls basketball

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Anti Joke

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