What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Cheese

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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