- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What? Huh?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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