- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A man walks into a bar. Ow

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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