- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

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