- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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