Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Title IX

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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