im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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knock knock who's there ?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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