- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why am I writing this...im bored

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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