- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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