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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

roses are red poo is poo

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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