- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Obama = ebola

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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