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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Anti Joke

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