What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A pope meets another one

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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