What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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one stop shop

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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want more?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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alert('The Game')

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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